Thursday, June 12, 2014

teacher este es el de rojo que no pudo subirlo





                                                                                             the crazy lady

On a day of hard working in the departmental library mrs. Clemencia responsible of great place that day closed the doors to the public at 8 o'clock pm, she was so exhausted.
At that moment she thought it would be good to go to the city of iron that was in her neighborhood.
When she arrived at her apartment, the first thing it does is change her clothes, throwing her purse and all things work and get comfortable to go and have some fun She called her friends and invited, were to be found in the park. When they arrived to the park they do not know what do, they were so excited that first appeared girls.

They ate ice cream, mounted in the bumper cars, were on the mechanical bill, in the pirate ship, in the castle of mirrors and the castle of terror
When they were already tired over time Clemencia was alone cause her friends were gone, took advantage and rode the only attraction that was missing.. the roller coaster.

Ohh surprise it was, when mounted in pairs and had to go play her with another woman but  this woman was thin, had blue eyes, has delicated features and a provocate lips.
She would not believe was in love.. but that was not really bad, the bad notice was that her lover was an other WOMAN!!!
She thought quickly and started the conversation, so the security was felt that what was hinting at first had felt for her; after that this day they went to lunch several times..
She so excited by the situation , thought it would be a chance to make her dream come true.. have a girlfriend!!
But after so many departures and intimate moments with his beloved she think that the idea wasn't good .
The finish that her story is that Clemencia is alone for ever and ever.. because that love that she dream never arrive in her life.... Althought still hopefull.

JUAN DAVID LOPEZ




RASPUTIN: LEGENG THE UGLY MONKEY


Once upon a time a monkey so so ugly, your name was rasputin, it lived in the deep of brazil's jungle. Your look was rude, big eyes, broa back crouked legs and fat finger, in your head had a comb that he was yellow. Rasputin was a monkey shy but some time was crazy. In your habitat he had many problems the other crazy saw him, they scared, they laugh, they cry; shout and they maked bullying.

One day, he was tired so many joked, he wishes with all heart he can go away, also the ugly monkey had collect many postcards the places that the travellers leave in the jungles path. To that this afternoon the monkey postman to arrive and he leave a letter to Rasputin like surprise was your unck Panchito. He opened it was surprise he has a invitation the manhattan circus in the united states, he bancing and happy said.

- I going to go from this place, I don't want to see you anymore- with his thunder voice.

Reparing a small case, the ugly mokey get out eating and running to the freeway. a small red bus stoped and he get inside to the bus, but he doesn't see the bus rute. 

Time away and the monkey get sleep a lot of hours. When the driver makes that he woke up, Rasputin get out from the bus. Around from Rasputin there was just jungle, he asked to the bus driver.

- Where am I? is this manhattan?

And the bus driver said.

- Not, you are in Mattangha .

And the bus keep you away. Rasputin doesn't have money, he was so sad.

He was lost in the jungle, without return to this home.

"The wishes more estranges are of the space"

He was setting, observing silently from a spaceship to race human an all the others lives in the Earth, but in special the animals that walking. Whatever could understand is why they could walk and he not.
-Why I can’t walk? - He asked
-you can never Otelo, you are an octopus. – responded his friend Ozy.
-¡Yes I know¡, but if I have eight forelegs. Why I can’t walk? - spoke Otelo.
-Look Otelo, we are a breed superior of planet octopotus and come from a galaxy distant, I think that like a civilization we have to move and leave the things antiquates, why walk when you could swim so fast and hide in a little bottle?-responded Ozy.-  anyway  since  that you started to look at the animals and people in the Earth you not stop of think about of walk.
-You know this not true, besides we have much family en the seas and the oceans is not it? Maybe one day decide to visit. - Otelo closed the theme.
Days after otelo decide travel to the Earth without ozy. Even though stay few days in the sea, in the house of the aunt Concha Pretravic.
To get the sea greet his aunt with the way more typical of the planet octoptus, with a hug of eight arms.
-aunt I come to ask an advice.
-Ohh my dear nephews tell me what your problem.
-lately, I want leave this arms and walk, like the others animals.
-Ummm I see… I this case you have to travel to Africa when the elephants, and look to the matriarch Tachulu and ask two wishes.
-I do aunt, thank you very much, I love you.
When Otelo came to Africa saw the herd of elephants, and a group more little was guarding to the matriarch Tachulu, one old woman very noble and loved by all for everything, not only for her wisdom also for her  personality.
- Matriarch Tachulu I am …
-I know who you are son of ocean close to me.
Otelo close her with the bubble of water that warning.
-I know what you want son…but tell my why? And that is of heart.
-I want walk…always I liked the idea of walk touch of ground with my fingers or maybe legs and move.
-okay... I see and hear you heard you heart that you intention are good, but you will have to help me.
- Whatever matriarch.
-fifth of my elephants want to remember the times when the world was more beautiful and calm and we the elephants we were the big  mamuts, help me to remember one way make them more happy for one day. You have only one day for find an answer.
Otelo think all the day but not find any answer, when missing fifteen for to be completed the day, Otelo remember that his aunt say something about the two wishes of the matriarch.
- Matriarch I know how converts the elephants in mamuts.
-Son always I knew you would, but you delay so mucho. However tell me what is you which.
-I which that the elephants become in mamuts and also I which walk.
When began the change, the matriarch said that the whishes is only for a day. Otelo think that is ok because he loved be an octopus.
Otan awakened, and he smelled a fragrance of flowers, and he saw the five mamuts, with gigant steps, also he saw that he had four legs and long thick fur, and he knew that he was a mamut.
When everything finishes Otelo tanked for the wishes and he want for the space.
Watching from the most distant of the space Otan still looking the Earth and again Ozy appeared.
- You still have the crazy idea of walk?

-No, I realize that to many years I walk.

A beauty life story

A beauty life story 

   Once upon a time, in a rare and strange place called “Monolandia” existed a president named Cheresacoli who was famous for being nice with Bacterian poblation and also helped all time to Cheresacoli’s moms to reproduce, but one day the president woke up with some troubles, she lookes herself in mirror and got scared of what she saw, she was fat like an whale and she fainted. When she woke up she remember what happened and this is:   Last night, the president Cheresacoli went to a party at Pulgarin’s city, and there were Pulgarin’s, Indicin’s, Corazolandia’s, Anulandia’s and Meñiquin’s mayors. While all they were dancing the president get a lot of hungry and she started eating all what she could, cakes, chips, sodas, and she ate too much that she was brought to home in a crane.   When she woke up she was so sad because she wasn’t as beauty as last night and as she was someone popular, people should see h er wonderful, so she started looking for the best of the five towns that existed in Monolandia, I searched Pulgarin and did not find, I searched and Indicin either, I look like this in Anulandia Corazolandia, and no that is why his hope was determined to Meñiquin when I call to ask for the doctor This Ibarguen I answer to him and he said this to you: - From Señora Presidenta Cheresacoli and often very stopped I explain it to him that this against him and not recommend surgery, reminded her that it must be accepted as you are and not see society wants to see if you feel ugly personally, I operate it, but you do not have to face the consequences of your actions. - I get Cheresacoli when the Doctor told him to and decided Monolandia all giving testimony than the reflection happened and I leave: “- Right to the point, if you accept yourself as you are, you are happy.


By: Santiago Martinez 
Posted by: Teacher Jorge (With Santiago's permission)

The dolphin patrieus.

Patrieus dolphin was the most admired of all the ocean because it had the ability to talk to humans. It was so cool that I could swim with the sharks. One day the sharks were hungry and asked the favor of patrieus to cook because it had long fins. They wanted rice! ... Sharks did not know they wanted with rice! so the dolphin who had studied marine food began to help.
Patrieus said: - Rice with Shrimp -
                -Rice with sea horse-
                -Octopus...Or maybe tuna-
                -TUNA!?- Asked sharks.
in the sea tuna catch was very difficult to eat so I ate very little.

Patrieus sharks promised his friends make the best tuna rice with the new culinary invention!. When I saw a group of tuna observed that were silly and decided to deceive them, caught the attention of them saying that he could talk to Human sardines stopped and listened to the last word patrieus, Dolphin sack a network and the shot catching enough to rice. Arriving chef wore his suit but there was a problem! had no fire and inform their friends without pressing sharks and they told patrieus: - do not worry we'll go where humans and frighten to get your attention and your talking with your powers to humans tell them to help
-GREAT!-patrieus said.
They swam to the surface and did what they said but humans only managed to give them a box with enough oxygen, so patrieus took two corals fire and lit them.

He started with his magic a pinch of algae and more ingredients that were able to make the best rice with tuna ocean, it was so delicious that your friends Sharks asked the favor to friends fishes to make the most beautiful and striking elegant restaurant was worthy of a plate like that, the restaurant was more interested in the whole ocean being patrieus a dolphin that has the ability to speak I wanted to light a fire at a fancy restaurant

The tragic life of Cinderella  

Once upon a time a millionaire girl called Cinderella who never had an end, her unique problem was to have lost to all her family in a tornado and be betrayed by the person who more wanted, this great hatred I take her to a terrible conclusion that was to conquer up to the tiniest living being of the planet. One evening in her daily routine of going to her basement that is located in the depth of the land in her mansion in the dangerous and wide wild jungle, she met a great and pleasing surprise it turns out that in one of her cameras that certainly has spread by the whole jungle she found a strange and weird creature, she was not distinguishing well his identity because she forgotten to change the filter of the above mentioned camera and the vision was not very good so to rectify her finding she directed towards the jungle in her powerful motorcycle to search to the above mentioned specimen.
On having come to the place that her radar of high technology is indicated it was the creature astonished on having found a boy totally without clothing her shame it was too much that up to her cheeks became red, the boy had a neutral look as if it was not important for him to cover nudity and in a wild jungle, and what she more was afraid was for real making, without realizing her eyes got lost in that of the boy and corn in a kind of spell, that of the love. Cinderella could not believe that her feelings still were active since for her so frightening past she was treating of that any situation of the exterior was affecting in the most minimal thing, but apparently she was totally wrong and in the long time that her senses were suppressed when they escaped again for the boy they did it and from his higher point.
 But this one was a great problem because if she loved a person she would have piety of all at the time so ¿Would her dream of conquering to the world make real? This it was her question after having run desperate of such a meeting and reflecting, leave the boy and without looking behind leave him in other words she decided to have a slight recollection of him in her memory, nevertheless continue with her desire to conquer the world using to the animals as her principal force.
 So that, use all the money that she had inherited from her family in a magnificent investigation with wild animals and obtained all the existing possible tools that they were allowing her to conquer of attache from the cosmos, travel up to the center of the land and install satellites in the moon and mars, assembled the most wise scientists and force them to realize what she wanted by means of the satellites to dominate the mind of all the alive beings, also assembled her army of animals and began her trip for all the earth. Some years later it was not remaining not even an alone alive being with own will, they only, were not stopping pronounce QUEEN CINDERELLA, QUEEN CINDERELLA for the reason of which Cinderella was not allowing them to think only she was allowing them to realize the small action to breathe, In addition and without any piety she was handling by means of machines every impulse of them bodies, every emotion and was taking care with all her attention to more important THE LOVE.

APPEARANCE
The famous doctor Gaus, a very handsome man, tall, brown eyes and hair; he was the most wished by women, and the most envied by men. Doctor Gaus seemed to have a perfect life, he possessed a lot of money and luxuries, but there was something that definitely didn't fit in his life.
I’m Marie, resident of the Pragma Caribe hospital in Cartagena - Colombia, I like to detail the people and for that reason I´m going to tell you the curious case of the doctor Gaus. The doctor was the friendliest person in all the hospital, he was recognized in the country, but there was something that I didn’t like in that man, then I decided to do a kind of “tracing” to doctor Guas by some months.  I noted that doctor Gaus never turned off the lights of his room, I concluded that Gaus never slept, and this satiation was very awkward because a person that doesn’t sleep in months is someone that starts to have mind problems; I didn’t understand anything but my investigation continued ongoing.
One day I did a strange question to doctor Gaus, I said: “Doctor Gaus, what is the thing that you more wish in your life?” He answered with a strange tone of voice. –Learning to speak Chinese. I was more confused than before, I didn’t understand anything.
One day I had the courage to enter into his home to search for information, in this house big and very beautiful, was a red door with Chinese letters at the end of the corridor. I had curiosity, and then I opened the door and inside was a kind of basement.  I discovered something frightening inside this room, there was 6 Asiatic women chained; I ran scared, definitely doctor Gaus was crazy.
Days after I continued investigating, trying to understand which his objective was, I related my find with the question that I did to Gaus a few days ago. I had many doubts, why Gaus keep them locked? With all his money, he could pay for someone.
At the end all started to have sense, doctor Gaus didn’t achieve to get to sleep, and that of course, made that his behavior was strange. 
One day I filled with courage and I confessed to doctor Gaus that I had been chased him during some weeks, and that I knew his dark secret. He looked at me with anger and carried me to a café, he told me all, and he said: -I like the Asiatic women because I love their language; I forced them to teach me, but I mistreat them because I like to see when they suffer and I like to see the fear in their faces, that thing makes me happy, but now you will be enclosed with the Asiatic women because you are a threat for me, you know very much.
Doctor Gaus drugged me and carried me to that horrible place in his house, I didn’t support that situation and after some months of maltreat I decided to take my life.
I remind you that I´m Marie and I telling my story from heaven.